maa bahen

Wife : Aaj tum udaas kyu ho??? 

Hubby : Aaj meri maa or bahen alag ho gayi hai....... 

Wife : koi baat nahi.. ab main aa gayi hu na.. 
Mai tumhari Maa behen ek kar dungi!!!!!!​‎​‎​ 

ek kisaan ki kahaani

Ek kisan jab fati haalat me gaon waapis aaya, to gaonwaalon ne usey 
puchha, "yeh kya hua?" 

Kisan : Shahar me anaaj bech raha tha, "GEHOON-LE-LO..." 

Gaonwale: Toh usme teri yeh halat kaise ho gayi?

Kisan: Un kamino ne samjha, "GAY-HOON...LE-LO!"