why women walk behind men

Barbara Walters did a story on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan, several 
years before our involvement in the Afghan conflict. She noted that women 
customarily walked five paces behind their husbands.

She recently returned to Kabul, and observed that women still walk behind 
their husbands. Despite the overthrow of the oppressive Taliban regime, the 
women now seem to, and are happy to, maintain the old custom.

Ms. Walters approached one of the Afghani women and asked, "Why do you now 
seem happy with an old custom that you once tried so desperately to 
change?"

The woman looked Ms. Walters straight in the eyes, and without hesitation 
said, "Land Mines."

Always wear your glasses

Forgot my glasses ...
Yesterday my daughter asked why I didn't do something useful with my time.
She suggested I go down to the senior centre and hang out with the guys.
I did this and when I got home last night I told her that I had joined a
parachute club.

She said "Are you nuts? You're almost 75 years old and you're going to start
jumping out of airplanes?"

I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.

She said to me, "You idiot, where are your glasses!
This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"

I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do!
I signed up for five jumps a week!

Life as a senior citizen is not
getting any easier.

Good friends...

Good friends say Do only Arrange Marriage

Better friends say Do whatever you like

But BEST FRIENDS say,Beta tu love kar, Arrange hum kara denge

Farm kid

A Texas farmer in his pickup, drove to a neighbor's, and knocked at the
door.
A boy, about 9, opened the door.

"Is your Dad home?"
"No sir, he isn't; he went to town."
"Well, is your Mother here?"
"No sir, she went to town with Dad."
"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"
"No sir, He went with Mom and Dad."
The rancher stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the
other, and mumbling to himself.
"Is there anything I can do for you? I know where all the tools are, if you
want to borrow one, or I can give dad a message."

"Well," said the rancher uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your
Dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter, Suzie, pregnant."'

The boy thought for a moment.
"You would have to talk to Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the
bull and $50 for the hog, but I don't know how much he charges for Howard."

ATTITUDE

1) Heavy rains remind us of challenges in life. Never ask for a lighter
rain. Just pray for a better umbrella. That is attitude.

2) When flood comes, fish eat ants & when flood recedes, ants eat fish. Only
time matters.

Just hold on, God gives opportunity to everyone!

3) Some people always throw stones in your path. It depends on you what you
make with them,

Wall or Bridge?
Remember you are the architect of your life.

4) Every problem has (n+1) solutions, where n is the number of solutions
that you have tried

and 1 is that you have not tried. That’s life.

5) It’s not important to hold all the good cards in life. But it’s important
how well you play

with the cards which you hold.

6) Often when we lose all hope & think this is the end, God smiles from
above and

says, `relax dear its just a bend. Not the end. Have Faith and have a
successful life.

7) When you feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, `Damn I am
really so cute`

and you will overcome your sadness. But don’t make this a habit coz liars go
to hell.

8) One of the basic differences between God and human is, God gives, gives
and forgives.
But human gets, gets, gets and forgets. Be thankful in life!

SuperHusband's Quote of the Day

Ro: Have you seen the broom?

SH: Why? Do you have to go somewhere?

Take Time

Take Time
Take time to think;
It is the source of power.
Take time to read;
It is the foundation of wisdom.
Take time to play;
It is the secret of staying young.
Take time to be aware;
It is the opportunity to help others.
Take time to love and be loved;
It is God's greatest gift.
Take time to laugh;
It is the music of the soul.
Take time to be friendly;
It is the road to happiness.
Take time to dream;
It is what the future is made of.
Take time to pray;
It is the greatest power on earth.