Jewish Teeth

In 1936, Morris Rabinowitz, a dentist, fled his native Germany .

He sold his assets and made five sets of solid gold teeth with his cash,
well above the limit he could bring into the U.S.

When he arrived in New York , the customs official was perplexed as to why
anybody would have five sets of gold teeth. So Morris explained. "Jews who
keep kosher have two separate sets of dishes for meat products and dairy
products, but I am so religious I also have separate sets of teeth."

The customs official shook his head and said, "Well, that accounts for two
sets of teeth. What about the other three?"

Morris replied, "Very religious Jews use separate dishes for Passover, but
I am so Orthodox that I have separate teeth for Passover meat and Passover
dairy food."

The customs official shook his head and said, "You must be a man of very
strong faith to have separate teeth for meat and dairy products and
likewise for Passover. That accounts for four sets of teeth. What about the
fifth set?"

Morris looked around and spoke softly. "To tell you the truth," he said,
"once in a while I like a ham sandwich.

new diet

After starting a new diet, I altered my drive to work to avoid passing
my favorite bakery. 

I accidentally drove by the bakery this morning and,
as I approached, there in the window were a host of goodies. 

I felt this was no accident, so I prayed ... "Lord, it's up to you, if you want me
to have any of those delicious goodies, create a parking place for me
directly in front of the bakery."

And sure enough, ... on the eighth
time around the block, there it was! 

God is so good to me!' 

Akbar was gay

Teacher: Who was AKBAR?
Boy: Akbar was Gay!
Tchr(Shocked): Why?
Boy: v hav heard.
LAILA-MAJNU,
HEER-RANJHA,
ADAM-EVE,
SONI-MAHIVAL
& Only

AKBAR-BIRBAL..??? 

Wife & Girl friend

Wife is like a TV,
Girlfriend is like a MOBILE.
At home you watch TV,
But when you go out you take your MOBILE.

Ladki ball ki taraH

16-25 SAL KI LADKI-FTBALL KI TARAH HOTI HAI-1 K PEECHE 22 LOG.

26-35 SAL KI LADKI-CRICKET BALL KI TARAH HOTI HAI-1K HAATH AATI HAI BAKI SAB TALI BAJATE HAI 

36-45-TT BALL KI TARAH HOTI HAI-EK KEHTA HAI TU RAKH AUR DUSRA KEHTA HAI TU RAKH 

USKE BAAD KI GOLF BALL KI TARAH HOTI HAI-JITNI DUR JAYE ACCHI LAGTI HAI

If movies were made after drinks...

If movies were made after drinks...

1) Sita aur Margarita
2) Corona Pyaar Hai
3) Soda Akbar
4) Rab Ne Pila di Thodi
5) Rum whiskey se kam nahi
6) Rum de basanti
7) Hum tight ho chuke sanam
8) Jo pilaye wahi bartender
9) Rum Maaro Rum
10) Beer Zaara
11) Bev-D
12) Bevde Zameen Par

Cheating

A man is telling his friend about his escapades and says, "I feel so bad --
I've been cheating on my wife."

"How many times?" asked the friend? "I mean, if this is your first time,
surely you can beg for forgiveness. "

"How should I know?" he replied. "I'm not an accountant, I'm a lover."