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What type of hair does the ocean have?
Wavy
Why didn't the banker have many friends?
Because he was a loaner.
What did they give the postman when he rented an apartment?
A flat rate.
Why are young boys like flannel?
Because they shrink from washing
Why do we sometimes call the Middle Ages the "Dark Ages"?
Because they had so many knights
What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?
Fowl play!
What do you call those after dinner candies that give you bright ideas?
Enlighten Mints
What do you get when you put a snowman in a haunted house?
Ice screams!
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What type of hair does the ocean have?
Wavy
Why didn't the banker have many friends?
Because he was a loaner.
What did they give the postman when he rented an apartment?
A flat rate.
Why are young boys like flannel?
Because they shrink from washing
Why do we sometimes call the Middle Ages the "Dark Ages"?
Because they had so many knights
What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?
Fowl play!
What do you call those after dinner candies that give you bright ideas?
Enlighten Mints
What do you get when you put a snowman in a haunted house?
Ice screams!
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