Young Men VS Old Men

Young Man: Sir, may I know the time, please?
Old Man: Certainly not.
Young Man: Sir, but why? What are you going to lose,if You tell me the time?
Old Man: Yes, I may lose something if I tell you the time. Young Man: But Sir,
can you tell me how?
Old Man: See, if I tell you the time you will definitely thank me and maybe
tomorrow again you will ask me the time. Young Man: Quite possible.

Old Man: May be we meet two three times more and you will ask my name and
address. Young Man: Quite possible.
Old Man: Oneday you may come to my house saying you were just passing by and
cameinto wish me. Then as a courtsey, I will offer you a cup of tea. Aftermy
courteous approach you will try to come again.This time you willappreciate tea
and ask who has made it.? Young Man: Possible
Old Man: ThenI will tell you that my daughter has and I will then have to
introducemy young and pretty daughter to you & you will admire my
daughter. Young Man: Smiles.
Old Man: Nowonwards you will try to meet my daughter again and again. You
willoffer her to go out for a movie together and a date with you. Young
Man: Smiles
Old Man: Mydaughter may start liking you and start waiting for you. After
meetingregularly you will fall in love with her and propose her for
marriage. Young Man: Smiles
Old Man: One day both of you will come to me and tell me about your love and ask
for my permission. Young Man: Oh Yes! And smiles
Old Man: (Angrily) Young man, I will never marry my daughter to a person like
you who does not even own a watch.