The improved National Health Service

*The improved National Health Service*


The British Medical Association has weighed in on the new Prime Minister
David Cameron's health care proposals.




The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to
make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it, but the
neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

The Obstetricians felt they were all labouring under a misconception.

Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.

Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Paediatricians said,
"Oh, Grow up!"

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists
could see right through it.

Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. The ENT specialists
wouldn’t hear of it.

The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic
Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter...."

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were
pissed off at the whole idea.

The Anaesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the
Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the
arseholes in London.