Nature's Law for Human

Nature's Law for Human
Dinesh Vora

LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to 
move faster than the one you are in now. 

LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged 
one. 

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR : After your hands become coated with grease, 
your nose will begin to itch. 

LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least 
accessible corner. 

LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss your excuse you were late for work 
because you had a flat tire, the next morning you really will have a flat 
tire. 

BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings. 

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases 
when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. 

LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't 
work, it will! 

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to 
the reach. 

THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive 
last. 

LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss 
will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.