Thursday, January 13, 2011

Serious advice about coffee

Please, take care of yourself. A recent joint study conducted by the
Department of Health & the RTA indicates that 23% of traffic accidents
are alcohol related.

This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes who just
drink coffee, carbonated drinks, juices, yogurts, and shit like that.
Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three
times as many accidents.--

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