Three women

*Three young neighborhood women, having coffee, were discussing their h**
usbands.*
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*One said, "My husband is cheating on me, I just know it.*
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*I found a pair of stockings in his jacket pocket, and they weren't mine!"*
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*The second says, " Well, your not alone cuz I'm sure my husband is c**heating
on me also.*
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*Last month I found a condom in his wallet, so I p**oked it full of tiny
holes with my sewing needle and put it back in his w**allet !"*
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*The third woman fainted !!!*