*These are classified ads, which were actually placed in a U.K. Newspaper:*
*FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER**.
8 years old.
Hateful little bastard.
Bites!*
*FREE PUPPIES**
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.*
*FREE PUPPIES**.
Mother, a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog... able to leap tall fences in a single bound.*
*COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED**.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.*
*JOINING NUDIST COLONY**!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.*
*WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE**.
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.*
**** And the WINNER is... ****
*FOR SALE BY OWNER**.
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica,*
*45 volumes.
Excellent condition.....£200 or best offer.
No longer needed; got married last month.
Wife knows **Fxxking** everything!*
*FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER**.
8 years old.
Hateful little bastard.
Bites!*
*FREE PUPPIES**
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.*
*FREE PUPPIES**.
Mother, a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog... able to leap tall fences in a single bound.*
*COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED**.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.*
*JOINING NUDIST COLONY**!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.*
*WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE**.
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.*
**** And the WINNER is... ****
*FOR SALE BY OWNER**.
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica,*
*45 volumes.
Excellent condition.....£200 or best offer.
No longer needed; got married last month.
Wife knows **Fxxking** everything!*
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