Who is your best friend

*Think about this*
*for a minute*
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*If I happened to show up*
*on your door step crying,*
*Would you care?*
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*If I called you and asked you to *
*pick me up because something Happened,*
*Would you come?*
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*If I had one day left, to live my life;**
**Would you be part of That last day?

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*If I needed a shoulder to cry on,**
**Would you give me Yours?

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*This is a test to see who your real friends are
or if you are just someone to *
*talk to you when they are bored .

I just Did.....because**
**you are my friend**.

Do you know what the relationship is
between your two eyes?

They blink together, they move together,
they cry together, They see things together *
*and they sleep together,
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**BUT THEY NEVER SEE EACH OTHER**.. *
*that's what friendship is.

Your aspiration is your motivation,
your motivation is your belief,
your belief is your peace,
your peace is your target,
your target is heaven,
and life is like hell without it*

*It's 'world best friends week'.

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**Who is your best friend?*

incredible india

Ajab
desh ki gajab kahani - 2

1.   We live in a nation
where Rice is Rs.40/- per kg
and Sim Card is free.

2. Pizza reaches home faster
than Ambulance and Police.

3. Car loan @ 5% but education
loan @ 12%.

4. Students with 45% get in
elite institutions thru quota
system and those with 90% get
out because of merit.

5. Where a millionaire can buy
a cricket team instead of
donating the money to any
charity. 2 IPL teams are
auctioned at 3300 crores and
we are still a poor country
where people starve for 2
square meals per day.

6. Where the footwear, we
wear, are sold in AC
showrooms, but vegetables,
that we eat, are sold on the
footpath.

7. Where everybody wants to be
famous but nobody wants to
follow the path to be famous.

8. Assembly complex buildings
are getting ready within one
year while public transport
bridges alone take several
years to be completed.

9. Where we make lemon juices
with artificial flavors and
dish wash liquids with real
lemon.

Think about this
 
If you cross the The
North Korean border illegally,
you get ..... 12 years hard
labour in an isolated prison
..... 

If you cross the
Iranian border illegally, you
get ....
detained indefinitely
.....  

If you cross the Afghan border
illegally, you get ..... shot
...... 
 
If you cross the
Saudi Arabian border
illegally, you get ......
jailed ...... 

If you cross the
Chinese border illegally, you
get ..... kidnapped and may be
never heard of - again  
 
If you cross the
Venezuelan border illegally,
you get ..... branded as a spy
and your fate sealed .
 
If you cross the Cuban border
illegally, you get .....
thrown into a political prison
to rot 
 
If you cross the
British border illegally, you
get ..... arrested,
prosecuted, sent to prison and
be deported after serving your
sentence ..... 

Now
. if you were to cross
the Indian border illegally,
you
get ..... 
1. A ration card 
2. A passport ( even more than
one - if you please ! ) 
3. A driver's license 
4. A voter identity card 
5. Credit cards 
6. A Haj subsidy 
7. Job reservation 
8. Special privileges for
minorities 
9. Government housing on
subsidized rent 
10. Loan to buy a house 
11. Free education 
12. Free health care 
13. A lobbyist in New Delhi ,
with a bunch of media morons
and a bigger bunch of human
rights activists promoting
your cause 
14. The right to talk about
secularism, which you have not
heard about in your own
country ! 
15. And of-course ..... voting
rights to elect corrupt
politicians who will promote
your community for their
selfish interest in securing
your votes !!! 
16. and right to fight
election for MLA or MP Hats
off ...
  to
the ...... 
A. Corrupt and communal Indian
politicians 

B.
The inefficient and corrupt
Indian police force 

C.
The silly pseudo-secularists
in India , who promote
traitors staying here 

D.
The amazingly lenient Indian
courts and legal system.
That's why people like Afzal
Guru are still alive, same
will happen with Kasab. 

E.
WE self centered Indian
citizens, who are not bothered
about the dangers to our own
country. 

F. The illogically brainless
human-rights activists,
who think that terrorists
deserve to be dealt with by
archaic laws meant for an era,
when human beings were human
beings.

INCREDIBLE
INDIA! ! 

Arab sense of humour

*A British man came to Sheikh and asked: Why is it not permissible in Islam
for women to shake hands with a man?*
*The Sheikh said: Can you shake hands with Queen Elizabeth?*
*British man said: Of course not, there are only certain people who can
shake hands with Queen Elizabeth.*
*Sheikh replied: our women are queens and queens do not shake hands with
strange men.
________________________________*

*Then the British man asked the Sheikh: Why do your girls cover up their
body and hair?*
*The Sheikh smiled and got two sweets, he opened the first one and kept the
other one closed. He threw them both on the dusty floor and asked the
British: If I asked you to take one of the sweets which one will you choose?
*
*The British replied: The covered one.*
*The Sheikh said: that's how we treat and see our women.*

Friendship

The ABC’s of Friendships

*A*ccepts you as you are
*B*elieves in *'you'
C*alls you just to say *'HI!'
D*oesn't give up on you
*E*nvisions the whole of you even the unfinished parts
*F*orgives your mistakes
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*G*ives unconditionally
*H*elps you
*I*nvites you over
*J*ust* 'be'* with you
*K*eeps you close at heart
*L*oves you for who you are
*M*akes a difference in your life
*N*ever Judges
*O*ffers support
*P*icks you up
*Q*uiets your fears
*R*aises your spirits
*S*ays nice things about you
*T*ells you the truth when you need to hear it
*U*nderstands you
*V*alues you
*W*alks beside you
*X*-plains thing you don't understand
*Y*ells when you won't listen and
*Z*aps you back to reality

Farmaeeshe

Boy: I really like u.........

Girl: Meri chappel ka size pata hai na ?

Boy:Lo kar lao Baat,
... 
friendship hoi nae....farmaaieshen shuru

Where are all the British?

A Somalian arrives in London as a new immigrant to the UK .

He stops the firstperson he sees walking down the street and says........
'Thank you Mr. British for letting me in this country, giving me housing,
money for food, free medical care, free education and no taxes!' The passer
by says,'You are mistaken, I am Mexican!'

The man goes on and encounters another passer by.. 'Thank you for having
such a beautiful country here in the UK!' The person says, 'I not British,
I Polish!'

The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes
his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful Britain!' That person puts
up his hand and says, 'I am from Russia , I am not from Britain!'

He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you a British?' She says, 'No, I
amfrom Africa !'

Puzzled, he asks her,'Where are all the British?' The African lady checks
her watch and says ...'Probably at work'

Kami nahi ?

School me Master ji ne santa se poochha:
"Mujh me koi bhi kami nahi hai, to mujhe aap log kya kehke bulaaoge ??"
santa: kami-na