very funny

Teacher: tum bade hokar kya karoge
Arun: Shadi    
Teacher: Aisa Nahi, tum kya banana
chahate ho?
Arun: Husband.
Teacher: No, I mean, Tumhe zindagi me
kis chiz ki tamanna hai?
Arun: Wife ki
Teacher: Oh No, tum apne parents
keliye kya karoge?
Arun: Bahu  Dhudunga
Teacher:  Stupid, Tumhare Mata, pita tumse kys chahate
hai?
Arun: Pota
Teacher: He bhagvan, tumhare zingi ka
laksh kya hai?
Arun: Hum Do, Hamara Ek.