Kanjibhai in London

Kanjibhai arrives in London as a new immigrant to the UK . 

Kanjibhai stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says........ 

'Thank you Mr. British for letting me in this country, giving me housing, money for food, free medical care, free education and no taxes!' 

The passer by says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican!' 

Kanjibhai goes on and encounters another passer by. 'Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in the UK !' 

The person says, 'I not British, I Polish!' 

The newlr arrived Kanjibhai walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful Britain !' 

That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Russia , I am not from Britain !' 

Kanjibhai sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you a British?' 

She says, 'No, I am from Africa !' 

Puzzled, Kanjibhai asks her, 'Where are all the British?' 

The African lady checks her watch and says ...'Probably at work'