Three Daughters

*There was a father who was very proud of his three daughters. *
*Every night he took a stroll around the house to make sure everything was
all right. *
*One night when he was doing his stroll, he could hear laughter coming from
his
youngest daughter's room. He stood there for a while and thought about this,
*
*but decided that he could always ask her tomorrow, instead of bothering
her at this time of the night. *
*When he reached the window of his second daughter, he could hear her
crying. *
*He thought about this too, but ultimately he decided to ask her tomorrow
and continued. *
*There were no sounds at all coming from his oldest daughter's room, *
*and he then went to bed, satisfied.*

*The next day, when they all were gathered around the breakfast table, *
*he said to his youngest daughter "I heard you laughing last night, *
*as I walked past your window. Why was that?"
She answered "That's because you taught me to laugh when someone was making
me happy..."
He then asked his second daughter "I heard you crying last night, why was
that?"
She answered "That's because you taught me to cry when someone was hurting
me..."
He then told his oldest daughter "I didn't hear anything from you..."
She said "That's because you taught me not to talk with my mouth full..."*

Tihar special

Kani, Raja & Kalmadi were laughing at Amar Singh.
Amar asks Y laughing?
They said:"Humne to CASH LIYE aur Jail Aaye, Chodu Tu To CASH DENE pe Jail Aaya"

Sukh & Shanti

"Sukh"...toh tumhe jitna punya kiya hoga.....utna hi milega.......
parantu "Shanti"....gharwali ki iccha hogi......utni hi milegi.... 

politically incorrect II

've heard that Apple has scrapped their plans for the new
children's-oriented iPod after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good
product name.



A new Muslim clothing shop opened here in Fort Dodge, but I've been banned
from it after asking to look at some bomber jackets



You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles but at least they drive
slowly past schools.



A friend of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin.
I asked, "How can you tell them apart?" He said, "Her brother has a
moustache"



Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche and mentioned it on FaceBook.
I said "I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive!" Next thing I know 4000
Muslims have added me as a friend!!



Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to
the lady at the registration desk...

"I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."

To which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard.”



The Red Cross knocked at my door asking if I could help towards the floods
in Pakistan. I said I would love to, but my hose only reaches the bottom of
the driveway.



I know you will forward this one....



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The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his
tongue. – Anonymous

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
– Josh Billings

Hold your fart

Don't hold your farts in, 
they travel up your spine and into your brain 
and that's where your shitty ideas come from....

Gas cylinder

Teacher:agar duniya mein saari aaurto ke chehra ek jaisa hote toh kya hota?
Pappu:Hona kya tha Sir,gas cylinder ki tarah aaj eske ghar kal uske ghar

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