The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of new car.
When the best actors are chosen by other actors, it's called the Oscars. When the best actors are chosen by the people, it's called an election.
"Take a pencil and paper," the teacher said, "and write an essay with the title 'If I Were a Millionaire'
Everyone but Philip, who leaned back with arms folded, began to write furiously.
"What's the matter," the teacher asked. "Why don't you begin?"
"I'm waiting for my secretary," he replied.
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