Good friends say Do only Arrange Marriage
Better friends say Do whatever you like
But BEST FRIENDS say,Beta tu love kar, Arrange hum kara denge
Better friends say Do whatever you like
But BEST FRIENDS say,Beta tu love kar, Arrange hum kara denge
Tuesday, April 19, 2011
Farm kid
A Texas farmer in his pickup, drove to a neighbor's, and knocked at the
door.
A boy, about 9, opened the door.
"Is your Dad home?"
"No sir, he isn't; he went to town."
"Well, is your Mother here?"
"No sir, she went to town with Dad."
"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"
"No sir, He went with Mom and Dad."
The rancher stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the
other, and mumbling to himself.
"Is there anything I can do for you? I know where all the tools are, if you
want to borrow one, or I can give dad a message."
"Well," said the rancher uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your
Dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter, Suzie, pregnant."'
The boy thought for a moment.
"You would have to talk to Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the
bull and $50 for the hog, but I don't know how much he charges for Howard."
door.
A boy, about 9, opened the door.
"Is your Dad home?"
"No sir, he isn't; he went to town."
"Well, is your Mother here?"
"No sir, she went to town with Dad."
"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"
"No sir, He went with Mom and Dad."
The rancher stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the
other, and mumbling to himself.
"Is there anything I can do for you? I know where all the tools are, if you
want to borrow one, or I can give dad a message."
"Well," said the rancher uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your
Dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter, Suzie, pregnant."'
The boy thought for a moment.
"You would have to talk to Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the
bull and $50 for the hog, but I don't know how much he charges for Howard."
Tuesday, April 12, 2011
ATTITUDE
1) Heavy rains remind us of challenges in life. Never ask for a lighter
rain. Just pray for a better umbrella. That is attitude.
2) When flood comes, fish eat ants & when flood recedes, ants eat fish. Only
time matters.
Just hold on, God gives opportunity to everyone!
3) Some people always throw stones in your path. It depends on you what you
make with them,
Wall or Bridge?
Remember you are the architect of your life.
4) Every problem has (n+1) solutions, where n is the number of solutions
that you have tried
and 1 is that you have not tried. That’s life.
5) It’s not important to hold all the good cards in life. But it’s important
how well you play
with the cards which you hold.
6) Often when we lose all hope & think this is the end, God smiles from
above and
says, `relax dear its just a bend. Not the end. Have Faith and have a
successful life.
7) When you feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, `Damn I am
really so cute`
and you will overcome your sadness. But don’t make this a habit coz liars go
to hell.
8) One of the basic differences between God and human is, God gives, gives
and forgives.
But human gets, gets, gets and forgets. Be thankful in life!
rain. Just pray for a better umbrella. That is attitude.
2) When flood comes, fish eat ants & when flood recedes, ants eat fish. Only
time matters.
Just hold on, God gives opportunity to everyone!
3) Some people always throw stones in your path. It depends on you what you
make with them,
Wall or Bridge?
Remember you are the architect of your life.
4) Every problem has (n+1) solutions, where n is the number of solutions
that you have tried
and 1 is that you have not tried. That’s life.
5) It’s not important to hold all the good cards in life. But it’s important
how well you play
with the cards which you hold.
6) Often when we lose all hope & think this is the end, God smiles from
above and
says, `relax dear its just a bend. Not the end. Have Faith and have a
successful life.
7) When you feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, `Damn I am
really so cute`
and you will overcome your sadness. But don’t make this a habit coz liars go
to hell.
8) One of the basic differences between God and human is, God gives, gives
and forgives.
But human gets, gets, gets and forgets. Be thankful in life!
Sunday, April 10, 2011
Take Time
Take Time
Take time to think;
It is the source of power.
Take time to read;
It is the foundation of wisdom.
Take time to play;
It is the secret of staying young.
Take time to be aware;
It is the opportunity to help others.
Take time to love and be loved;
It is God's greatest gift.
Take time to laugh;
It is the music of the soul.
Take time to be friendly;
It is the road to happiness.
Take time to dream;
It is what the future is made of.
Take time to pray;
It is the greatest power on earth.
Take time to think;
It is the source of power.
Take time to read;
It is the foundation of wisdom.
Take time to play;
It is the secret of staying young.
Take time to be aware;
It is the opportunity to help others.
Take time to love and be loved;
It is God's greatest gift.
Take time to laugh;
It is the music of the soul.
Take time to be friendly;
It is the road to happiness.
Take time to dream;
It is what the future is made of.
Take time to pray;
It is the greatest power on earth.
Friday, March 25, 2011
A Straight forward prayer
Dear God:
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For 2011
all I ask for is a big fat bank account and a slim body.
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Please do not mix up the two like you did last year.
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For 2011
all I ask for is a big fat bank account and a slim body.
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Please do not mix up the two like you did last year.
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Adventure
*Santa Singh was travelling in a crowded bus. He was carrying a Passport
size photograph of his son (for college admission). *
*Accidently, the photograph fell down from his pocket. He started searching
for it frantically and found the same on the floor of the bus.
Politely, he asked the saree clad female, standing in front of him, "Can you
lift your saree? I want to take a photograph"
The rest is history. He was beaten so badly that he had to be admitted in a
hospital. *
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*He was surprised to see Banta Singh on the bed next to him, in a still
worse condition. *
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Banta started to explain his "Adventure".
He had gone to a remote village on some work & due to his high level of
intelligence, couldn't finish the work on time.
He had missed the last bus from that place. He couldn't find any Hotel. So
he approached a nearby house and asked the owner
whether he could stay there for the night. The owner replied, "I have 2
grown up daughters. Sorry, I can't allow you to stay".
He approached the next house and asked whether he could stay there for the
night. The owner replied, "I have 3 grown up daughters.
Sorry, I can't allow you to stay".
He went towards the next house and without taking any risks, asked, "Do you
have "grown up" daughters?".
The owner asked, "WHY?????????"
Banta replied, "I want to stay here for a night..... "
size photograph of his son (for college admission). *
*Accidently, the photograph fell down from his pocket. He started searching
for it frantically and found the same on the floor of the bus.
Politely, he asked the saree clad female, standing in front of him, "Can you
lift your saree? I want to take a photograph"
The rest is history. He was beaten so badly that he had to be admitted in a
hospital. *
**
*He was surprised to see Banta Singh on the bed next to him, in a still
worse condition. *
*
Banta started to explain his "Adventure".
He had gone to a remote village on some work & due to his high level of
intelligence, couldn't finish the work on time.
He had missed the last bus from that place. He couldn't find any Hotel. So
he approached a nearby house and asked the owner
whether he could stay there for the night. The owner replied, "I have 2
grown up daughters. Sorry, I can't allow you to stay".
He approached the next house and asked whether he could stay there for the
night. The owner replied, "I have 3 grown up daughters.
Sorry, I can't allow you to stay".
He went towards the next house and without taking any risks, asked, "Do you
have "grown up" daughters?".
The owner asked, "WHY?????????"
Banta replied, "I want to stay here for a night..... "
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