sone jokes

During sex,
Wife: u r like cellphone
Husband: oh really, do
i vibrate a lot
Wife: no, d moment u
enters d tunnel, u loses ur 
network

2 
Wo Konse 3 'KING' Hai..
Jo Mard Ki Zindgi Me
Khushiya Laate He
'Smo-KING'
'Drin-KING'
Aur
Sabse Zaruri
'Fuc-KING'3 
Best QUOTE
Writen @ Gents Toilet
"the Future Of
Our Country
is Now In Ur 
Hands"
4 
Yamraj asks 3 Ladies,
Did U have SeX?
1st-Shadi k Pehle
Y- Chal Nark me
2- Shadi k baad
Y- Chal Swarg me
3- Na Shadi k Pehle na
baad
Y- Chal room me