Smart Pilots Today

Air Terminal Tower: "Air India 420, you have traffic at 10 o'clock , 6 
miles!"
AI 420 pilot: "Please explain in different words! We are wearing digital 
watches!"

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Lost in Air
A student pilot got lost during a solo cross-country flight for last two 
hours. 

While attempting to locate the aircraft on radar, Air Terminal operator 
asked, "What was your last known position?"

Pilot Student: "When I was on ground ready to takeoff."

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Noise of Kinetic Energy
Tower Terminal Operator: "AI 2341, for noise reduction please turn right 
45 Degrees."

AI 2341 pilot: "Center, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make 
up
here?"

Tower Operator: "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it 
hits a 727 at 500 miles an hour?"

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Deadly threat:
Do not fight lunatics and old man
If they can not match you they kill you.

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Humanitarian Procedure
Dinesh Vora

A patient told Doctor that the Surgery he suggested was too expensive and 
he could not afford it.

The greedy Doctor offered the help, "In that case sir the best I would do 
is just touch-up your x-ray films and save you money." 

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Woman's Trick to Richness

If your mother is a poor woman,
it is your fate but,
if your mother-in-law is a poor woman,
it's your stupidity.