Service

It's confusing when I hear the word "Service" used with these agencies:

Internal Revenue 'Service' 
U.S. Postal 'Service' 
Telephone 'Service' 
Cable TV 'Service' 
Civil 'Service' 
State, City, County & Public 'Service' 
Customer 'Service' 

This is not what I thought 'Service' meant. 

But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had 
hired a bull to 'Service' a few cows. 
BAM!!! It all came into focus. Now I understand what all those agencies 
are doing to us. 

You are now as enlightened as I am.