*QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME!*
If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or
shoplifting?
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a
good idea to put wheels on luggage?
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Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like
every two hours?** *
*If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?** *
*
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?** *
*Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars
to look at things on the ground?** *
*Why do doctors leave the room while you change?** **
They're going to see you naked anyway...** *
*Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?** *
* *
*If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
what is baby oil made from?** *
* *
*Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?**
*
*Why did you just try singing the two songs above?** *
* *
*Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you,
but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?** *
*Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are
getting dead? **
**
Why does someone** **believe you when you say there are four billion stars,
but check when you say the paint is wet?*
*
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? **
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?**
**Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?** **
**
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are
always white?**
**
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
something new to eat will have materialized? **
**
**
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping
cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it
isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That really hurt, why don't you watch
where you're going?' **
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off
the table you always manage to knock something else over? **
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when
we complained about the heat?**
**
And my FAVORITE.... ....** **
The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons are suffering
from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if
they're okay, then it's you.*
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Whenever you want to know how rich you are?
Never count your currency, just try to drop a Tear & count how many hands
reach out to WIPE it. - that's true richness.
Laugh when you can, apologize when you should, let go of what you can't
change and have no regrets
Veni, Vidi, VISA ! ............ ..... I came, I saw, I PURCHASED !
If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or
shoplifting?
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a
good idea to put wheels on luggage?
*
Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like
every two hours?** *
*If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?** *
*
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?** *
*Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars
to look at things on the ground?** *
*Why do doctors leave the room while you change?** **
They're going to see you naked anyway...** *
*Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?** *
* *
*If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
what is baby oil made from?** *
* *
*Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?**
*
*Why did you just try singing the two songs above?** *
* *
*Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you,
but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?** *
*Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are
getting dead? **
**
Why does someone** **believe you when you say there are four billion stars,
but check when you say the paint is wet?*
*
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? **
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?**
**Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?** **
**
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are
always white?**
**
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
something new to eat will have materialized? **
**
**
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping
cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it
isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That really hurt, why don't you watch
where you're going?' **
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off
the table you always manage to knock something else over? **
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when
we complained about the heat?**
**
And my FAVORITE.... ....** **
The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons are suffering
from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if
they're okay, then it's you.*
-----
Whenever you want to know how rich you are?
Never count your currency, just try to drop a Tear & count how many hands
reach out to WIPE it. - that's true richness.
Laugh when you can, apologize when you should, let go of what you can't
change and have no regrets
Veni, Vidi, VISA ! ............ ..... I came, I saw, I PURCHASED !
