Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Humour: PM takes oath

I, [Dr.Manmohan singh], do swear in the name of Sonia Gandhi(or
solemnly affirm)
that I will faithfully execute the office of Congress President Sonia Gandhi ,
and will to the best of my ability preserve, protect and defend Sonia Gandhi
Constitution and her law, and that I will devote myself to the service and
well-being of Sonia Gandhi and her family.
And I request that other Members of Parlianemt should take similar oath.....
then the list goes on Chidambaram,Kapil sibal,Antony,Jairam
ramesh,kalmadi,deshmukh etc.,

Next comes Mr.Karunanidhi......

I, [Dr.M.Karunanishi, do swear in the name of my family (or solemnly affirm)
that I will faithfully execute the office of DMK, and will to the best of my
ability preserve, protect and defend My family Constitution and my family and
that I will devote myself to the service and well-being of my
family......Stalin,Azhagiri,Kanimozhi,Maran etc.,

nice na

Boy friend : mai tumse shaadi nahi karsakta hu

Girl friend : ku 

Boy friend : ghar wale razee nahi hai

Girl friend : ghar me kaun kaun hai

Boy friend : ek biwi aur do bachhe

Evaluation of the red cell hemolysis in packed red cells during processing and storage Makroo RN, Raina V, Bhatia A, Gupta R, Majid A, Thakur UK, Rosamma NL - Asian J Transfus Sci

Evaluation of the red cell hemolysis in packed red cells during processing and storage Makroo RN, Raina V, Bhatia A, Gupta R, Majid A, Thakur UK, Rosamma NL - Asian J Transfus Sci