dost nahi badalte

1, RESULT AGAR ACHCHA HO:

Maa - Bhagwan ki kripa hai.
Papa - Beta Kiska Hai.
Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain.


2. RESULT AGAR BURA HO: 

Maa - Aag lage is mobile main.
Papa - Laad pyar ne bigaad diya.
Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain.


3. BIRTHDAY PER:

Maa - Jug jug jiye mera beta.
Papa - Hamesha aage badhe.
Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain.


4. LOVE MAIN FAIL HONE PER:

Maa - Beta Bhool ja usko.
Papa - Mard ban.
Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain.


MORAL OF THE STORY:

Duniya badal jati hai par DOST kabhi nahin badalte... 

dost nahi badalte

Warning - ice is dangerous

Vodka and ice will ruin your kidneys.

Rum and ice will ruin your liver.

Whisky and ice will ruin your heart.

Gin and ice will ruin your brain.

Coke and ice will ruin your teeth.

That bloody ice is lethal!! Warn all your friends: Lay off the ice!