Message from Forest Department

> Pedon say bhi utna hi pyaar karo
> 
> 
> 
> jitna ped kay neechay beth kar kartay ho.

Kisaan mehnti hai...

1 Admi, 1 lLady se- 
> Aapke kitne Bachche hai?
> LADY-"10"
> MAN- Yaane Aapki jamin achchi Upjau Hai...
> LADY- Kamine meri jamin Upjau nahi, mera KISAAN Mehanti Hai...!

Say Pardner

*Cowboy Fish rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink.
Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which
Cowboy Fish was. When he finished his drink, Cowboy Fish found his horse
had been stolen. He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the
air, caught it above his head without even looking and fired a shot into the
ceiling. "Which one of you sidewinders stole my horse?!?!?" Cowboy Fish
yelled with surprising forcefulness. No one answered. "Alright, I'm gonna
have another beer, and if my horse ain't back outside by the time I finish,
I'm gonna do what I dun in Texas! And I don't like to have to do what I dun
in Texas!" *

*Some of the locals shifted restlessly. Cowboy Fish , true to his word, had
another beer, walked outside, and his horse has been returned to the post.
Cowboy Fish saddled up and started to ride out of town. *

*The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, "Say pardner, before you
go... what happened in Texas?" *

*Cowboy Fish Turned back and said, "I had to walk home." *

SMART BARBER AND DUMB INDIAN POLITICIANS

A talkative smart government barber in Member of Parliament's free service 
to politicians building will ask all kinds of questions to the elected 
politicians. 

He was asking the speaker of the house, "Sir what is the black money and 
why community of India is up in arms against all the politicians and 
revolting to oust them.

The speaker after listening disturbed for a while blasted at the barber, 
"Shut up and do your job don't ask questions."

Next Prime minister came and barber asked, "Sir what is this 
Swiss bank account and why people are so angry as to kill our law makers."

Prime minister up and down in his seat tried to shut him up too.

So others asked him, why do you ask these questions to them when they get 
so angry. Barber explained, these semi bald headed ministers, when I ask 
these question their hairs get raised and I cut them off easily without 
scratching their dumb skulls.

Entry to Swarg

3 log marne k bad Swarg k Entry Gate pe pahunche..

1st: Main Pujari hu, mene apki zindgi bhar sewa ki, mujhe andar aane do.

2nd: Main Doctor hu, mene zindgi bhar logo ki sewa ki, mujhe aane do.

3rd: Main shaadi shuda hu.................. and bla bla bla 

God: Bas kar pagle, ab rulayega kya...? Chal Andar Aaja:)

sindhi

A sindhi shopkeeper was dismayed when one day, a new business, very much 
like his own, opened up next door, and erected a huge sign which read,
'BEST DEALS.'

He was horrified when a week later, another competitor, opened up on his 
right, and announced his arrival with an even larger sign reading 'LOWEST 
PRICES.'

The sindhi shopkeeper panicked, until he got a brilliant idea. He put the 
biggest sign all over his own shop.. It said, MAIN ENTRANCE.'

Moral: Don't Mess With Sindhi Businessmen.!

sindhi

A sindhi shopkeeper was dismayed when one day, a new business, very much 
like his own, opened up next door, and erected a huge sign which read,
'BEST DEALS.'

He was horrified when a week later, another competitor, opened up on his 
right, and announced his arrival with an even larger sign reading 'LOWEST 
PRICES.'

The sindhi shopkeeper panicked, until he got a brilliant idea. He put the 
biggest sign all over his own shop.. It said, MAIN ENTRANCE.'

Moral: Don't Mess With Sindhi Businessmen.!