Sunday, November 27, 2011

incredible india

Ajab
desh ki gajab kahani - 2

1.   We live in a nation
where Rice is Rs.40/- per kg
and Sim Card is free.

2. Pizza reaches home faster
than Ambulance and Police.

3. Car loan @ 5% but education
loan @ 12%.

4. Students with 45% get in
elite institutions thru quota
system and those with 90% get
out because of merit.

5. Where a millionaire can buy
a cricket team instead of
donating the money to any
charity. 2 IPL teams are
auctioned at 3300 crores and
we are still a poor country
where people starve for 2
square meals per day.

6. Where the footwear, we
wear, are sold in AC
showrooms, but vegetables,
that we eat, are sold on the
footpath.

7. Where everybody wants to be
famous but nobody wants to
follow the path to be famous.

8. Assembly complex buildings
are getting ready within one
year while public transport
bridges alone take several
years to be completed.

9. Where we make lemon juices
with artificial flavors and
dish wash liquids with real
lemon.

Think about this
 
If you cross the The
North Korean border illegally,
you get ..... 12 years hard
labour in an isolated prison
..... 

If you cross the
Iranian border illegally, you
get ....
detained indefinitely
.....  

If you cross the Afghan border
illegally, you get ..... shot
...... 
 
If you cross the
Saudi Arabian border
illegally, you get ......
jailed ...... 

If you cross the
Chinese border illegally, you
get ..... kidnapped and may be
never heard of - again  
 
If you cross the
Venezuelan border illegally,
you get ..... branded as a spy
and your fate sealed .
 
If you cross the Cuban border
illegally, you get .....
thrown into a political prison
to rot 
 
If you cross the
British border illegally, you
get ..... arrested,
prosecuted, sent to prison and
be deported after serving your
sentence ..... 

Now
. if you were to cross
the Indian border illegally,
you
get ..... 
1. A ration card 
2. A passport ( even more than
one - if you please ! ) 
3. A driver's license 
4. A voter identity card 
5. Credit cards 
6. A Haj subsidy 
7. Job reservation 
8. Special privileges for
minorities 
9. Government housing on
subsidized rent 
10. Loan to buy a house 
11. Free education 
12. Free health care 
13. A lobbyist in New Delhi ,
with a bunch of media morons
and a bigger bunch of human
rights activists promoting
your cause 
14. The right to talk about
secularism, which you have not
heard about in your own
country ! 
15. And of-course ..... voting
rights to elect corrupt
politicians who will promote
your community for their
selfish interest in securing
your votes !!! 
16. and right to fight
election for MLA or MP Hats
off ...
  to
the ...... 
A. Corrupt and communal Indian
politicians 

B.
The inefficient and corrupt
Indian police force 

C.
The silly pseudo-secularists
in India , who promote
traitors staying here 

D.
The amazingly lenient Indian
courts and legal system.
That's why people like Afzal
Guru are still alive, same
will happen with Kasab. 

E.
WE self centered Indian
citizens, who are not bothered
about the dangers to our own
country. 

F. The illogically brainless
human-rights activists,
who think that terrorists
deserve to be dealt with by
archaic laws meant for an era,
when human beings were human
beings.

INCREDIBLE
INDIA! ! 

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