Saturday, August 20, 2011

Akbar was gay

Teacher: Who was AKBAR?
Boy: Akbar was Gay!
Tchr(Shocked): Why?
Boy: v hav heard.
LAILA-MAJNU,
HEER-RANJHA,
ADAM-EVE,
SONI-MAHIVAL
& Only

AKBAR-BIRBAL..??? 

Wife & Girl friend

Wife is like a TV,
Girlfriend is like a MOBILE.
At home you watch TV,
But when you go out you take your MOBILE.

Ladki ball ki taraH

16-25 SAL KI LADKI-FTBALL KI TARAH HOTI HAI-1 K PEECHE 22 LOG.

26-35 SAL KI LADKI-CRICKET BALL KI TARAH HOTI HAI-1K HAATH AATI HAI BAKI SAB TALI BAJATE HAI 

36-45-TT BALL KI TARAH HOTI HAI-EK KEHTA HAI TU RAKH AUR DUSRA KEHTA HAI TU RAKH 

USKE BAAD KI GOLF BALL KI TARAH HOTI HAI-JITNI DUR JAYE ACCHI LAGTI HAI

If movies were made after drinks...

If movies were made after drinks...

1) Sita aur Margarita
2) Corona Pyaar Hai
3) Soda Akbar
4) Rab Ne Pila di Thodi
5) Rum whiskey se kam nahi
6) Rum de basanti
7) Hum tight ho chuke sanam
8) Jo pilaye wahi bartender
9) Rum Maaro Rum
10) Beer Zaara
11) Bev-D
12) Bevde Zameen Par

Cheating

A man is telling his friend about his escapades and says, "I feel so bad --
I've been cheating on my wife."

"How many times?" asked the friend? "I mean, if this is your first time,
surely you can beg for forgiveness. "

"How should I know?" he replied. "I'm not an accountant, I'm a lover."