All Judgement and Doomsday Believers

*Due to technical difficulties... The scheduled END OF WORLD event has been
postponed.*

* We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused you. If you have
already quit your job, given away your life savings or liquidated all of
your assets... **Oopps... Our bad! *

*We will attempt another doomsday event on 21st December 2012. *

Have a nice day!*