Friday, February 25, 2011

Give Your Best to Relationship

A boy and a girl were playing together.The boy had a collection of marbles. 
The girl had some sweets with her.
 
The boy told the girl that he will give her all his marbles in exchange for her sweets. 
The girl agreed. 
 
The boy kept the biggest and the most beautiful marble aside and gave the rest to the girl. 
The girl gave him all her sweets as she had promised.
 
That night, girl slept peacefully. 
But the boy couldn't sleep as he kept wondering if the girl had hidden 
some sweets from him the way he had hidden his best marble.
 

Moral of the story:

If you don't give your hundred percent in a relationship, always keep 
doubting  if the other person has given his/her hundred percent..
 
This is applicable for any relationship like love, employer-employee relationship etc. 
Give your hundred percent to everything you do and sleep peacefully.

Brakes - adult

A man is busy screwing his girlfriend on the railway tracks.  The alert
train driver spots the couple miles before and immediately starts hooting
and starts applying the brakes, but the couple just ignores it and is
happily in the act.

The driver is damn irritated and just stops a few yards away from the loving
couple. He jumps down from the engine and rushes towards the man who has
just finished and is zipping up his pants.

The driver is so angry, he starts shouting at the irresponsible young man,
"You idiot, do you realize that if I had not seen you at the right time,
this would have been your last f..k"

“Hold on” replies the young man. *“Listen, you were coming; she was coming
and I was coming... But only you had the brakes...”..*

BEAUTY OF ENGLISH

Beauty of ENGLISH-
Ever noticed how d 1 word aftr another in a sentence can lead 2a nice story?.
.Here's an example:.
"Oh Jack plz dont touch me at all..!""
Oh Jack plz dont touch me at..!""
Oh Jack plz dont touch..!""
Oh Jack plz dont..!""
Oh Jack plz...!""
Oh Jack..!""
Ohh...!''