Dear Google

Dear Google, 
Kindly stop behaving like my wife...
Kindly allow me to finish a single sentence 
without guessing/ suggesting the end..

A 21st Century Marriage

*A 21st Century Marriage*

*I stopped at a florist shop after work to pick up roses for my wife.As the
clerk was putting the finishing touches on the bouquet, a youngman burst
through the door, breathlessly requesting a dozen red roses.*

*"I'm sorry," the clerk said. "This man just ordered our last bunch."The
desperate customer turned to me and begged, "May I please havethose roses?"*

*"What happened?" I asked. "Did you forget your wedding anniversary?"*

*"It's even worse than that," he confided. "I crashed my wife's
harddrive!"

Just a thought

"If sex with three people is a threesome, ****

and ****

Sex with two people is a twosome****

I now understand

why they call you handsome"****

coming late

A Man Came Home Late At Night After A Party.
His Wife Yelled:
“How Would You Feel
If You Don’t See Me For Two Days?”

The Man Couldnt Believe His Luck:

That Would Be Great!

Monday Passed And He Didnt See Her……
Tuesday And Wednesday Passed Too…..
On Thursday His Swelling
Became Better
And Now He Could See Her From The
Corner Of One Eye…