HAVE YOU EVER BEEN THIS MUCH TIRED???????????

Dont be so laaaaazzzzzzzzzzzzyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN THIS MUCH TIRED? 
 
 
 
  
 
  
 

'And the best comes last . . . 

Management...TOO GOOD

I've never seen a Flow Chart described so clearly. 
  

When top level guys look down, they see only shit; When bottom level guys look up, they see only assholes...

Marriage Humour

Wife: 'What are you doing?'
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'
Husband: 'I was looking for the expiry date.'

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Wife : 'Do you want dinner?'
Husband: 'Sure! What are my choices?'
Wife: 'Yes or no.'

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Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet.. Why?'
Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.'
Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?'
Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'

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Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'
Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'
Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'

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Son: 'Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'
Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'
Son: 'But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'

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A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'
'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'
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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'

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A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: '
I like your sense of humor.   

Respect arranged marriages......................

Good One ... You will realize why Indians are INDIANS ....

Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot.

The Indian said to the American, 'You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once.' We call this as arranged marriage. I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love... I told them this openly and now I am facing a hell lot of family problems.'

The American said, talking about love marriages... I'll tell you my story. I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years.
'After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and married her, so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law.

Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother. 
More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he is my uncle.

Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son, my brother is my grandson. 
Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson.. And you say you have family problems..

The Indian fainted

matrimonial ads very funny

Hello To Viewers My Name is Shekhar , I am single i don't have female,
If anyone want to Marie to me u can visit to my home. I am not a good
education but i working all field in bangalroe.. if u like me u welcome
to my heart...when ever u want to meet pls visit my resident or send u
letter.. Thanks yours Regards Shekhar ~*~
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i want very simple girl. from brahmin educated family from orissa state
she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework


(Homework?)


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Wants a woman who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. she
may never create any difficulties in my life or her life by which the
entire life can run smoothly. thank you


(The principle of running life smoothly was never so easy!)
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she should be good looking and should have a service. she Should have
one brother and one sister. she should be educated.


(ain't it unique !! 1 brother 1 sister criteria !)
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I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I
love to make friendship. Because friendship is a first step of love. I
am looking for my dreamgirl who will love me more than i. Because i love
myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on ........hold
my hand forever !!!


(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)


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i am simple boy.I have lot of problem in my life because of my luck now
i am looking one gal she care me and love me lot lot lot


(I don't know why but this is one of my favorites)
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My wife should be as 'Shivani' as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as Tanwerr
as in KSBKBT......


(Ok I haven't seen these soaps but I am sure he must be demanding too
much,ain't he?)


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i want a girl  with no drinks if she wants she can wear jeans in house
but while stepping out of house she should give respect to our cast


(by not wearing her jeans? Wat the hell...)


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HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING BOY,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO
LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL
MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A GIRL ,THEY ARE 1.THEY
MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND THEY SHOULD
NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.


(all of us are loughing{laughing})


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whatever she may be but she should feel that she is going to be someone
bride  and she must think of the future life if she is too like this she
would be called the woman of the lamp


(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this boy wants)


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i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and i love
thepatner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok


(I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person is
suffering from "Ok-syndrome")


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HI IAM VERY COOL NUATHER OK MY HOBBY IS SEE T.V AND NEWS OK I HAVE 1 CAR
AND 1 BONWL OK MY MOTHER ALSO GOOD OK MY FARUET WORLD IS OK


(the "ok syndrome" again)


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I am pran my family history my two brother two sister and Father&mother
sister complity marred


(somebody please explain in comments section how to get married
'completely'?)


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iam very simpel and hanest. i have three sister one brother and parent.
i
am doing postal sarvice and tailor master my original resdence at
kalahandi diste naw iam staing at rayagada dist.


(actually what is this guy doing? Postal service or tailor.??)





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my name is muhamad and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes
pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes


(height of desperation! J )


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Iwant one girl who love me or my mother. she love me heartly or she
havea frank she's skin colour 'normal'not a black or not a whitey.
IThink the main think is heart if your heart is beautiful then you are
beautiful.
but
iam not a handsome guy or not a good looking. but my Mom say that Iam a
good guy. My father already expired . THE CHOICE IS YOUR.
bye bye.


(uttama purushan)


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iam kanan. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.


(No comments)


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I AM LITTLE FAIR INDIAN COLOUR. I DON'T HAVE ANY HABIT.


(maybe the poor guy meant BAD habits)


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hello i am a good charactarised man. i want to run my life happily.i
divorced my first wife.her charactor is not good'. i expect the good
minded and clean habits girl who may be in the same caste or other caste
accepted ...


(but credit cards not accepted..???)


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my colour is black,but my heart is white.i like social service


(Zebra..???)


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i'm looking out for who lives in bombay , girl simple who trust me lot
should be roman catholic, LOVE ME ONLY.


(Now that criterion is a must, isn't it?)





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to be married on jan-2011. working woman perferable


(this guy has fixed the marriage date too! But he is yet to find a
bride.
I wish him best of luck on behalf of all of us. I am sure he will get
one
soon.)





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i would like a beautyfull girl. and i do not want her any treasure.
because girl is the maharani.


(Now she is going to be a lucky girl! Any takers?)


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ssc failed three times and worked with privated ltd company which not
paying salary at present.


(Any takers again?)