Tuesday, January 18, 2011

above 60

Q: Where can single men over the age of 60 find 
younger women who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore, under Fiction.
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going 
through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you 
can finish the basement. When you're done, 
you will have a place to live.
Q: How can you increase the heart rate
of your over-60 year-old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of 
the elderly wrinkles?
A: Take off your glasses.

Is your name google

A nice pick-up line:

Boy: Hey girl! Is your name Google.?

Girl: No-But why..?

Boy: bcoz you have all the things I’m searching for….! 

Why people are NOT HAPPY

Why people are NOT HAPPY
Because
They are busy
 Searching WHY Others are HAPPY

Roles in Heaven

Brahma Systems Installation 
Vishnu Systems Administration & Support 
Lakshmi Finance and Accounts consultant 
Saraswati Training and Knowledge Management 
Shiva DBA (Crash Specialist) 
Ganesh Quality Assuarance & Documentation 
Narada Data transfer 
Yama Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant 
Chitragupta IDP & Personal Records 
Apsaras Downloadable Viruses 
Devas Mainframe Programmers 
Surya Solaris Administrator 
Rakshasas In house Hackers 
Ravan ! ;Internet Explorer WWWF 
Lakshman Support Software and Backup 
Hanuman Linux/s390 
Jatayu Firewall 
Dronacharya System Programmer 
Vishwamitra Sr. Manager Projects 
Valmiki Technical Writer (Ramayana Sign off document) 
Krishna SDLC ( Sudarshan Wheel Development Life Cycle ) 
Arjun Lead Programmer (all companies are vying for him) 
Abhimanyu Trainee Programmer 
Draupadi Motivation & Team building 
Bhima Mainframe Legacy System 
Duryodhana Microsoft product Written in VB 
Karna Contract programmer 
Dhrutarashtra Visual C++ 
Gandhari Dreamweaver 
100 Kauravas Microsoft Service Packs and patches