Tuesday, January 18, 2011

above 60

Q: Where can single men over the age of 60 find 
younger women who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore, under Fiction.
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going 
through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you 
can finish the basement. When you're done, 
you will have a place to live.
Q: How can you increase the heart rate
of your over-60 year-old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of 
the elderly wrinkles?
A: Take off your glasses.

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