Saturday, August 20, 2011

Cheating

A man is telling his friend about his escapades and says, "I feel so bad --
I've been cheating on my wife."

"How many times?" asked the friend? "I mean, if this is your first time,
surely you can beg for forgiveness. "

"How should I know?" he replied. "I'm not an accountant, I'm a lover."

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