Enjoy

ENJOY.....

1.  A small boy opens the door and looks at his sister's boy friend and 
asks innocently "Every day you come to meet my sister , don't you have your 
own sister" 
 
2.  Santa went for an interview Bank manager: what is cyclone ? Santa: It 
is a smallest loan given by bank to buy a cycle))) 
 

4.  Pintu was having habbit of eating nails of his hand, His parents sent 
him to Ramdev Baba for treatment….. . . . Now Pintu can also eat nails of 
his legs.. 
 
5.  Teeth said 2 Tongue " If I just press u little hard, you will get cut. 
Tongue replied: "If I misuse 1 word against some1, then all the 32 of u 
will come out at once” 
 
6.  What is the height of flirting ? When your love letter starts 
with . . . . " TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN" 
 
7.  Ek aadmi ka ye sun kar heart fail ho gaya jab uski kaam waali bai ne 
kaha Saahab "Orkut pe muje b add kar lo" 
 
8.  Dada(Grand Father): Beta ja paani le aa. 
Pota(Grand Son): Mai nai laa sakta, mai game khel raha hun 
2nd Pota (Second grand son): Rahne do dada g, ye to hai he BADATMEEZ.... ... .. ... .. .. Ap khud he ja k le aao. 
 
9.  World's shortest poem.. Baba black sheep have u any 
wool? .. .. ... .. . sheep: NO, get lost. 
 

11.  Police: Oye, carparking ki jagah bike kyu park ki hai ? 
Santa: just smiled and said "sirf do pahiyon ka farak hai UNCLE, aa jayenge 
 
 
14.  Santa london k ek hotel me murgi khaane gaya lekin murgi ka english 
word bhool gaya 
Waiter: What would you like to have sir ? 
Santa: 1 plate Egg's mother