Ravan & Pappu

Once Pappu started praying to Ravan and after 1 year Ravan was very happy with the bhakti of Pappu. 
 

Then Ravan decides to give 3 vardans to Pappu.  RAVAN: Say vatsa! What you want?  PAPPU: I want 100 vardans.  RAVAN: But I can give you only 3 vardans  PAPPU: But I want 100 vardans.  RAVAN: No child that’s not possible.  PAPPU: No I want 100 means 100  RAVAN: No I can give you only 3. If you want then take or else I am going. PAPPU: Ok! But what 3 I will ask, you will give me definitely? RAVAN: Sure it's promise from Rakshas Raj Ravana. PAPPU: 1st vardan, convert your GADA on shoulder to wooden bamboo stick. RAVAN: "Tathastu" and his gada turns into a stick. PAPPU: 2nd Vardan, put that stick in your ass hole ... deep inside ...!! RAVAN: (confused but ......) "Thathastu" and in great pain asks Pappu to ask for the third vardan .... ASAP ... PAPPU: Now are you giving me rest 97 vardans or should I convert that stick back to GADA ? The moral of the Story: Management will not yield to your simple request until u can give pain in their Ass.