Friday, April 22, 2011

Curiosity

*A man walks into a drug store with his 8 year old son. They happen to walk
by the condom display, *
*and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?" To which the man matter-of
-factly replies, *
*"Those are called condoms, son... Men use them to have safe sex."*
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*"Oh, I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health
class at school." *
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*He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there
3 in this package?" *
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*The Dad replies, "Those are for high school boys. One for Friday,
one for Saturday
and one for Sunday." *
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*"Cool, says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these
for?" *
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*"Those are for college men." the Dad answers. "Two for Friday, Two
for Saturday
and Two for Sunday."*
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*"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks with bright eyes,
picking up the 12 pack. *
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*With a sigh, the Dad replied, "Those are for married men, one for January, one
for February, one for March..."*

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