dost nahi badalte

1, RESULT AGAR ACHCHA HO:

Maa - Bhagwan ki kripa hai.
Papa - Beta Kiska Hai.
Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain.


2. RESULT AGAR BURA HO: 

Maa - Aag lage is mobile main.
Papa - Laad pyar ne bigaad diya.
Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain.


3. BIRTHDAY PER:

Maa - Jug jug jiye mera beta.
Papa - Hamesha aage badhe.
Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain.


4. LOVE MAIN FAIL HONE PER:

Maa - Beta Bhool ja usko.
Papa - Mard ban.
Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain.


MORAL OF THE STORY:

Duniya badal jati hai par DOST kabhi nahin badalte... 

dost nahi badalte

Warning - ice is dangerous

Vodka and ice will ruin your kidneys.

Rum and ice will ruin your liver.

Whisky and ice will ruin your heart.

Gin and ice will ruin your brain.

Coke and ice will ruin your teeth.

That bloody ice is lethal!! Warn all your friends: Lay off the ice!

Message from Forest Department

> Pedon say bhi utna hi pyaar karo
> 
> 
> 
> jitna ped kay neechay beth kar kartay ho.

Kisaan mehnti hai...

1 Admi, 1 lLady se- 
> Aapke kitne Bachche hai?
> LADY-"10"
> MAN- Yaane Aapki jamin achchi Upjau Hai...
> LADY- Kamine meri jamin Upjau nahi, mera KISAAN Mehanti Hai...!

Say Pardner

*Cowboy Fish rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink.
Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which
Cowboy Fish was. When he finished his drink, Cowboy Fish found his horse
had been stolen. He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the
air, caught it above his head without even looking and fired a shot into the
ceiling. "Which one of you sidewinders stole my horse?!?!?" Cowboy Fish
yelled with surprising forcefulness. No one answered. "Alright, I'm gonna
have another beer, and if my horse ain't back outside by the time I finish,
I'm gonna do what I dun in Texas! And I don't like to have to do what I dun
in Texas!" *

*Some of the locals shifted restlessly. Cowboy Fish , true to his word, had
another beer, walked outside, and his horse has been returned to the post.
Cowboy Fish saddled up and started to ride out of town. *

*The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, "Say pardner, before you
go... what happened in Texas?" *

*Cowboy Fish Turned back and said, "I had to walk home." *

SMART BARBER AND DUMB INDIAN POLITICIANS

A talkative smart government barber in Member of Parliament's free service 
to politicians building will ask all kinds of questions to the elected 
politicians. 

He was asking the speaker of the house, "Sir what is the black money and 
why community of India is up in arms against all the politicians and 
revolting to oust them.

The speaker after listening disturbed for a while blasted at the barber, 
"Shut up and do your job don't ask questions."

Next Prime minister came and barber asked, "Sir what is this 
Swiss bank account and why people are so angry as to kill our law makers."

Prime minister up and down in his seat tried to shut him up too.

So others asked him, why do you ask these questions to them when they get 
so angry. Barber explained, these semi bald headed ministers, when I ask 
these question their hairs get raised and I cut them off easily without 
scratching their dumb skulls.