Friday, January 14, 2011

wind and the priest

A priest is playing golf, followed by his devoted
caddie. He takes a swing and hits the ball. But
while in the air, the wind starts to blow and the
balls falls in a lake. The priest, very mad,
says, "damn wind!!"

The caddie, surprised, says, "Sir, please, why did you say such profanity?

The priest asks the caddie to forgive him, gets
on his knees and prays for forgiveness from God.
A little later, the priest hits another good
drive. Again, the wind starts to blow and this
time the ball falls in the woods. The priest
sighs and again, says : "damn wind!!"

The caddie, just as surprised as the first time,
says, "Sir, please, do stop saying such
profanity!"

The priest then looks at his caddie, and raises
his hands towards the sky, asking God to forgive
him.

Suddenly, the sky covers with grey and dark
clouds, there's a clap of thunder, and a
lightning bolt strikes the caddie to death. The
priest, not believing his eyes, falls to his
knees and screams to the sky : "Oh Lord, what has
this poor man done to make you so mad? God, I am
the one who sinned! My poor caddie did not
deserve such a death!"

Then, a loud roar came from the sky. The priest
hid his head under his arms, scared of dying,
only to hear a loud voice say, "damn wind!!!!"

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