A waste suicide

A
blonde, socially ridiculed decided to hang herself from a tree in the park and
commit suicide.
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A little
bit later, an old lady walked around noticed her hanging from the rope and
swinging.
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She
asked her what she was doing and if she needed any help.
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The blonde
firmly replied, "I am committing suicide by hanging."

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The old
lady says, "You are doing it wrong sweetie, put the noose around your neck not
the Waist."
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The blonde
responses, "Ya giving me trouble again, I tried that, "but I could not
breathe."