Doctor and pappu

Doctor to patient : Ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai. Pappu : Doctor saheb Pehle se zyada kharab  ho gayi hai. Doctor : dawai khali thi kya? Pappu : Nai doctor saheb. dawai ki shishi to  bhari hui thi. Doctor : Are Pappu ji mere kehne ka matlab hai ki,  dawai le li thi kya. Pappu : Ji, aapne dawai de di thi aur maine le li thi. Doctor: Abe, dawai pili thi kya? Pappu : Oho, nai doctor saheb dawai to lal thi. Doctor : Abe GADHE, Dawai ko piliya tha kya? Pappu : Nai. Doctor, Piliya to mujhe tha. Doctor( in frustration) : Abe teri to,  Dawai ko muh lagakar Pet me dala tha k nai? Pappu : Nai doctor saheb. Doctor : Kyon? Pappu : Kyonki dhakkan band tha. Doctor : Teri sale, to Khola kyon nai. Pappu : Saheb, aapne hi to kaha tha ki,  shishi ka dhakkan band rakhna. Doctor : Tera ilaj main nai kar sakta. Pappu : Accha Doctor saheb ye to bata  do ki main thik kaise hounga