happy life with girlfriend

HOW HAPPY IS LIFE
WITHOUT A GIRLFRIEND ;-)
1. You can stare at any Girl.......
2. You don't have to spend money on her. 
3. You won't get boring result in ur 
board papers. 
4. No girlfriend,
no emotional blackmailing.
5. If u don't have a girlfriend,
she can't dump u. 
6. Having a girlfriend is hot,
not having a
girlfriend is automatically cool,
and every one loves to be a cool guy. 
7. This can be more to life than
just waiting
for the bloody phone to ring.
8. You won't have to tolerate
someone else 
defining, "right" and "wrong" for u.
9. Girlfriend can get so possessive
that you can't do
anything according ur wishes anymore. 
10. You can buy gifts for mom, dad,
sis or grandpa instead
of a girlfriend and have a
happier family life. 
11. You won't have to waste paper 
writing love letters.
No more endless
waiting for ur date to arrive at
some weird shop place.
12. You can have more friends, 
as u will have more time for them. 
13. You wont have to see boring
love stories instead of sports.
14. You wont have to tell lie to anybody
and, therefore, u'll sin less. 
15. You can have good night's sleep-no
need to dream about her. 
16. You wont have to fight over having a
'special' friend with ur folks.
17. No nonstop nonsense. 
18. You wont have drown in the
pool of her tears. 
19. No tension. 
20. You can be "urself" 
21. You wont have to 
hide your telephone bills...