Yesterday my daughter asked why I didn't do something useful with my time.
She suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys my
own age.
I did this, and when I got home last night I told her that I had joined a
parachute club .
She said "Are you nuts? You're almost 60 years old and you're going to start
jumping out of airplanes?"
I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.
She said to me, "You idiot, where are your glasses! This is a membership to
a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"
I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do! I signed up for five jumps
a week!
*Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier.*
She suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys my
own age.
I did this, and when I got home last night I told her that I had joined a
parachute club .
She said "Are you nuts? You're almost 60 years old and you're going to start
jumping out of airplanes?"
I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.
She said to me, "You idiot, where are your glasses! This is a membership to
a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"
I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do! I signed up for five jumps
a week!
*Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier.*
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