've heard that Apple has scrapped their plans for the new
children's-oriented iPod after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good
product name.
A new Muslim clothing shop opened here in Fort Dodge, but I've been banned
from it after asking to look at some bomber jackets
You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles but at least they drive
slowly past schools.
A friend of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin.
I asked, "How can you tell them apart?" He said, "Her brother has a
moustache"
Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche and mentioned it on FaceBook.
I said "I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive!" Next thing I know 4000
Muslims have added me as a friend!!
Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to
the lady at the registration desk...
"I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."
To which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard.”
The Red Cross knocked at my door asking if I could help towards the floods
in Pakistan. I said I would love to, but my hose only reaches the bottom of
the driveway.
I know you will forward this one....
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The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his
tongue. – Anonymous
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
– Josh Billings
children's-oriented iPod after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good
product name.
A new Muslim clothing shop opened here in Fort Dodge, but I've been banned
from it after asking to look at some bomber jackets
You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles but at least they drive
slowly past schools.
A friend of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin.
I asked, "How can you tell them apart?" He said, "Her brother has a
moustache"
Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche and mentioned it on FaceBook.
I said "I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive!" Next thing I know 4000
Muslims have added me as a friend!!
Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to
the lady at the registration desk...
"I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."
To which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard.”
The Red Cross knocked at my door asking if I could help towards the floods
in Pakistan. I said I would love to, but my hose only reaches the bottom of
the driveway.
I know you will forward this one....
*
*
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his
tongue. – Anonymous
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
– Josh Billings
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