GADHA ...............

GADHE k samne 1 PANI ki, 1 DARU ki BALTI rakhi.

GADHA PANI P gaya.

POLICE ne SHARABI se puchha:tune isse kya seekha?

SHARABI:jo DARU nahi pita Wo GADHA ha 

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In God we trust; all others bring data.

If you are not criticized, you may not be doing much.

Television enables you to be entertained in your home by people you wouldn't have in your home.

I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve (or save) the world and a desire to enjoy (or savor) the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.

In God we trust; all others bring data.

If you are not criticized, you may not be doing much.

Television enables you to be entertained in your home by people you wouldn't have in your home.

I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve (or save) the world and a desire to enjoy (or savor) the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.

Short Story with a Nice Moral

One day a fisherman got up very early in the morning.

There was not enough sunlight to get into the sea.

He saw a pack of stones to pass time.

He started throwing the stone into the sea.

While having the last stone in the hand, the sun came up then he saw that the stone was a diamond and all the stones he threw were diamonds as well.

He felt for his misfortune of throwing all of

Them into the sea...

Moral of the story: Below

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Do not get up early in the morning....

Humour: PM takes oath

I, [Dr.Manmohan singh], do swear in the name of Sonia Gandhi(or
solemnly affirm)
that I will faithfully execute the office of Congress President Sonia Gandhi ,
and will to the best of my ability preserve, protect and defend Sonia Gandhi
Constitution and her law, and that I will devote myself to the service and
well-being of Sonia Gandhi and her family.
And I request that other Members of Parlianemt should take similar oath.....
then the list goes on Chidambaram,Kapil sibal,Antony,Jairam
ramesh,kalmadi,deshmukh etc.,

Next comes Mr.Karunanidhi......

I, [Dr.M.Karunanishi, do swear in the name of my family (or solemnly affirm)
that I will faithfully execute the office of DMK, and will to the best of my
ability preserve, protect and defend My family Constitution and my family and
that I will devote myself to the service and well-being of my
family......Stalin,Azhagiri,Kanimozhi,Maran etc.,

nice na

Boy friend : mai tumse shaadi nahi karsakta hu

Girl friend : ku 

Boy friend : ghar wale razee nahi hai

Girl friend : ghar me kaun kaun hai

Boy friend : ek biwi aur do bachhe

Evaluation of the red cell hemolysis in packed red cells during processing and storage Makroo RN, Raina V, Bhatia A, Gupta R, Majid A, Thakur UK, Rosamma NL - Asian J Transfus Sci

Evaluation of the red cell hemolysis in packed red cells during processing and storage Makroo RN, Raina V, Bhatia A, Gupta R, Majid A, Thakur UK, Rosamma NL - Asian J Transfus Sci