Thursday, January 13, 2011

Being faithful

*Wanting to find out if both his wife and his mistress were being faithful
to him, Gary decided to send them on the same cruise and question each one
later about the other's behavior. When his wife returned, he asked her about
people on the trip, casually inquiring about the passenger who was his
mistress when she mentioned the woman. "Oh, that woman slept with nearly
every man on the ship!" his wife reported. Unhappy with this information,
Gary planned a rendezvous with his cheating mistress and decided to question
her about the trip before confronting her with what he knew. Once again, he
carefully inquired about the woman who was his wife after ascertaining that
they had met. "She was a real lady," his mistress said. Gary's spirits
picked up. "Why do you say that?" he asked. "She came on board with her
husband and never left his side."*

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