Safeway

A new Safeway Supermarket just opened in Colorado Springs. It has an
automatic
water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the
distant sound of thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the
scent
of fresh cut hay.

In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks and
brauts.

In the liquor department, the fresh, clean, crisp smell of tapped Bud Lite.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air
is
filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread &
cookies.

*I don't buy toilet paper there anymore.*