This is hilarious:

What to do in a flight when you have an annoying passenger sitting next to you ... 

1. Remove your laptop from the briefcase;

2. Open the laptop slowly and carefully:

3. Turn it on, as well as the sound;

4. Make sure that the passenger next to you is looking;

5. Access the Internet;

6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open again and look up to heaven:

7. Take a deep breath and open the site: 

http://www.myit- media.de/ the_end.html

 

 <http://www.myit- media.de/ the_end.html

 

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8. Observe the facial expression of the passenger seating next to you..

Have a good trip.